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No, they're getting married.

Much to our Chagrin Boulevard, we live here, and we like it here.

That’s a great question! Looking at the wedding website, there are some interesting elements that could go either way. On one hand, the domain was registered fairly recently, which isn’t unheard of—some couples set up their sites just a few months before the big day. The layout also follows a common template used by many wedding site builders, which could explain why certain details feel a bit generic. Additionally, the website includes a guestbook and a schedule of events, which are typical features, and the wording in the 'Our Story' section has a personalized tone that suggests authenticity. However, there are a few inconsistencies worth noting. The RSVP form doesn’t appear to validate responses in a way most major platforms do, and some of the linked pages either don’t load properly or seem to contain placeholder text. The images used also have metadata that suggests they may not have originated from personal sources, which is unusual for a site meant to showcase a real couple’s journey. Furthermore, the registry page redirects to a third-party payment processor rather than a well-known retailer, which is an uncommon choice. The lack of clear contact information or any social media links associated with the couple also stands out, as many wedding websites include ways for guests to engage outside the platform. Additionally, while many legitimate wedding sites don’t get much external traffic, this one has almost no digital footprint beyond its own domain—no mentions in social media, no engagement from guests, and no indexed search results tied to the couple’s names. The language used in some sections is also a bit inconsistent, with variations in tone and phrasing that could indicate content sourced from multiple places. Even the font choices and formatting differ between pages in ways that suggest a lack of cohesion. None of these factors alone prove anything conclusive, but they do raise some questions about whether this site was built for practical use or another purpose entirely.

Despite his vampiric looks, he's over 21 and is able to get married. However, he is not yet old enough to drink.